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The
following extracts are taken from an article called "The Pet Shop
Boys Story" published in Smash Hits magazine in 1989
It
was August 19th, 1981 when the fateful "electrical shop" meeting
took place. Chris remembers that he thought Neil was brainy "because
he had glasses on which is the mark of a
brainy person." Neil remembers Chris was a bit mad "because
he laughed a lot." They got chatting about music and found
they had almost nothing in common at all. Neil liked serious, slightly
wordy "rock music" by people like David Bowie and Elvis Costello.
Chris, quite simply, liked disco. "I remember he liked 'Body Talk'
by Imagination," recalls Neil, "which I thought was dreadful."
For some reason, from this unpromising beginning, within days they had
formed a group.
Pretty
quickly they decided what they wanted to sound like. Chris was a massive
fan of a New York disco producer called Bobby O who made simple disco
records under a variety of names - pretty soon Neil was just as big a
fan. They wrote lots of songs, recorded lots of "demos" and
wondered whether they might ever get famous (thinking, so they claim,
not on your nelly).
By
now Chris had gone back to Liverpool to study, commuting to rehearsals
and writing sessions. Neil meanwhile had found a new job. A while back
he'd put together a book about the pop group Madness - he'd then been
asked to edit the 1983 edition of this very book, The Smash Hits Yearbook.
In
1983 Smash Hits asked Neil to go to New York to interview Sting. He wasn't
mightily keen on Sting but he had an idea. He tracked down Bobby O's phone
number and rung him, explaining he was a big fan and asking if he could
take Mr O out to lunch. Bobby O who, truth to tell, wasn't really that
famous, was quite flattered and only too pleased. So it was that on August
19th 1983 - as fate would have it two years to the day from that fateful
"electrical shop meeting" - that they sat down in a New York
restaurant called Apple Jack for a cheeseburger and some carrot cake.
Near the end of the meal Neil finally plucked up the courage and mentioned
he was in a group. To his surprise instead of saying "how very interesting,
could you pass me the relish?" Bobby O simply declared that this
news was "fabulous" and that they should make a record together
pronto. They went straight back to Bobby O's offices to listen to a tape
that Neil "happened" (hem hem) to have with him, featuring three
of their songs, "Opportunities", "It's A Sin", and
the never-released "It's Not A Crime".
Bobby
O was convinced. He said "I could do this!" Neil remembers.
"And I thought, well, you should be able to, because it's completely
ripped off from you."
A
few weeks later they recorded "West End Girls" then later, lots
of songs including "One More Chance". Those two were released
but to no great success. "West End Girls" became a radio and
club hit on the west coast of America, they were popular in a small way
in Europe and that was more or less it.
Unperturbed
they started looking for another record contract and carried on writing
songs - by the beginning of 1985 they'd written most of the songs that
would turn up on their first LP but "It's A Sin", "Rent",
"I Get Excited" and "What Have I Do To Deserve This?"
(based on some words Neil wrote on the bus home after a day's work at
Smash Hits).
After
some palavar, and after agreeing to pay Bobby O a fortune, they got a
record contract and prepared to release their next single, "Opportunities".
Neil decided it was only sensible to give up his job and concentrate on
the pop caper full time. His mum was less than convinced.
Fairly
quickly they became known for being a little down to earth about most
things. When Chris was asked on Italian TV why they'd written "West
End Girls" his enthusiatic answer was "I dunno, really".
When they were asked what it was like being at number one - which they
frequently were - they answered quite plainly that "What it feels
like is vaguely nothing. It's like having a cup of tea". As the follow-up,
"Love Comes Quickly", was prepared for release, Neil simply
said, "if the new single isn't a hit I wouldn't slash my wrists.
I'd just think, it's not a hit, oh dear. We're down the dumper, I knew
we would be."
But
of course it was a hit, followed by their first LP "Please"
a new version of "Opportunities", a new version of "Suburbia"
and a remix LP called "Disco" (oddly enough the original title
of "Please" had been "This Is Disco".) It was all
going swimmingly.
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